LOU DOBBS (in the middle of a story about immigration): But on the 'Rush Limbaugh Show' this afternoon, Vice President Cheney said he was aware how serious this issue is viewed not simply by his Republican base but by the country at large:Gee, thanks Lou Dobbs. As long as we're being fresh and original, do you have any newspapers you'd like to read us? Maybe you can bring in a TV and just put that in front of the camera. We'd be watching TV... on TV! How fucking surreal.
[plays recording]
LIMBAUGH: But, Mr. Vice President, are you aware of the concern about this issue, not only among the Republican base, but in the whole country?
CHENEY: Yes, Rush, I am.
Saturday, May 20, 2006
Why I Don't Watch Cable News
A couple nights ago I was killing time in a coffee bar. This being Washington DC, the TV was set to CNN. Since I don't have cable at home, this brief interlude gave me a pretty good idea why public discourse in this country sucks: the people feeding us information and commentary are a bunch of idiots. Or, at least Lou Dobbs is:
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
The Gondoliers on Equality
Sorry for the long hiatus; a somewhat hectic life combined with spotty internet service have conspired to keep this blog un-updated.
Honestly, what's happening in the news right now doesn't move me to write anything interesting or original. Instead, there's an old Gilbert & Sullivan tune which has always stuck with me. Before it is sung, two brothers have discovered that one of them is the king of Barataria. Although confirmed Italian republicans, a kingship is too good to pass up. So, they declare a 'republican monarchy' in which everybody is equal - even the king! The Grand Inquisitor informs them through song that this will never work:
DON ALHAMBRA.
There lived a King, as I've been told,
In the wonder-working days of old,
When hearts were twice as good as gold,
And twenty times as mellow.
Good-temper triumphed in his face,
And in his heart he found a place
For all the erring human race
And every wretched fellow.
When he had Rhenish wine to drink
It made him very sad to think
That some, at junket or at jink,
Must be content with toddy.
MARCOS. and GIUSEPPE.
With toddy, must be content with toddy.
DON ALHAMBRA.
He wished all men as rich as he
(And he was rich as rich could be),
So to the top of every tree
Promoted everybody.
MARCOS. and GIUSEPPE.
Now, that's the kind of King for me.
He wished all men as rich as he,
So to the top of every tree
Promoted everybody!
DON ALHAMBRA.
Lord Chancellors were cheap as sprats,
And Bishops in their shovel hats
Were plentiful as tabby cats--
In point of fact, too many.
Ambassadors cropped up like hay,
Prime Ministers and such as they
Grew like asparagus in May,
And Dukes were three a penny.
On every side Field-Marshals gleamed,
Small beer were Lords-Lieutenant deemed,
With Admirals the ocean teemed
All round his wide dominions.
MARCOS. and GIUSEPPE.
All round his wide dominions.
DON ALHAMBRA.
And Party Leaders you might meet
In twos and threes in every street
Maintaining, with no little heat,
Their various opinions.
MARCOS. and GIUSEPPE.
Now that's a sight you couldn't beat--
Two Party Leaders in each street
Maintaining, with no little heat,
Their various opinions.
DON ALHAMBRA.
That King, although no one denies
His heart was of abnormal size,
Yet he'd have acted otherwise
If he had been acuter.
The end is easily foretold,
When every blessed thing you hold
Is made of silver, or of gold,
You long for simple pewter.
When you have nothing else to wear
But cloth of gold and satins rare,
For cloth of gold you cease to care--
Up goes the price of shoddy.
MARCOS. and GIUSEPPE.
Up goes the price of shoddy.
DON ALHAMBRA.
In short, whoever you may be,
To this conclusion you'll agree,
When every one is somebody,
Then no one's anybody!
MARCOS. and GIUSEPPE.
Now that's as plain as plain can be,
To this conclusion we agree--
ALL
When every one is somebody,
Then no one's anybody!
Philosophically, it's curious how Gilbert (getting more conservative as he aged; viz. the surprisingly radical treatment of the House of Lords in the earlier [i]Iolanthe[/i]) had a view of democracy in which nobody ruled over anyone and wealth was meaningless. It sounds almost like a utopian view of socialism, and if it could work it doesn't sound bad at all. Gilbert's problem was not that democracy wouldn't 'work' in the sense that [i]somebody[/i] has to rule over other people if society is going to keep running; his argument was entirely romantic. But, in the end Barataria gets a proper autocratic king, and all is well.
Honestly, what's happening in the news right now doesn't move me to write anything interesting or original. Instead, there's an old Gilbert & Sullivan tune which has always stuck with me. Before it is sung, two brothers have discovered that one of them is the king of Barataria. Although confirmed Italian republicans, a kingship is too good to pass up. So, they declare a 'republican monarchy' in which everybody is equal - even the king! The Grand Inquisitor informs them through song that this will never work:
DON ALHAMBRA.
There lived a King, as I've been told,
In the wonder-working days of old,
When hearts were twice as good as gold,
And twenty times as mellow.
Good-temper triumphed in his face,
And in his heart he found a place
For all the erring human race
And every wretched fellow.
When he had Rhenish wine to drink
It made him very sad to think
That some, at junket or at jink,
Must be content with toddy.
MARCOS. and GIUSEPPE.
With toddy, must be content with toddy.
DON ALHAMBRA.
He wished all men as rich as he
(And he was rich as rich could be),
So to the top of every tree
Promoted everybody.
MARCOS. and GIUSEPPE.
Now, that's the kind of King for me.
He wished all men as rich as he,
So to the top of every tree
Promoted everybody!
DON ALHAMBRA.
Lord Chancellors were cheap as sprats,
And Bishops in their shovel hats
Were plentiful as tabby cats--
In point of fact, too many.
Ambassadors cropped up like hay,
Prime Ministers and such as they
Grew like asparagus in May,
And Dukes were three a penny.
On every side Field-Marshals gleamed,
Small beer were Lords-Lieutenant deemed,
With Admirals the ocean teemed
All round his wide dominions.
MARCOS. and GIUSEPPE.
All round his wide dominions.
DON ALHAMBRA.
And Party Leaders you might meet
In twos and threes in every street
Maintaining, with no little heat,
Their various opinions.
MARCOS. and GIUSEPPE.
Now that's a sight you couldn't beat--
Two Party Leaders in each street
Maintaining, with no little heat,
Their various opinions.
DON ALHAMBRA.
That King, although no one denies
His heart was of abnormal size,
Yet he'd have acted otherwise
If he had been acuter.
The end is easily foretold,
When every blessed thing you hold
Is made of silver, or of gold,
You long for simple pewter.
When you have nothing else to wear
But cloth of gold and satins rare,
For cloth of gold you cease to care--
Up goes the price of shoddy.
MARCOS. and GIUSEPPE.
Up goes the price of shoddy.
DON ALHAMBRA.
In short, whoever you may be,
To this conclusion you'll agree,
When every one is somebody,
Then no one's anybody!
MARCOS. and GIUSEPPE.
Now that's as plain as plain can be,
To this conclusion we agree--
ALL
When every one is somebody,
Then no one's anybody!
Philosophically, it's curious how Gilbert (getting more conservative as he aged; viz. the surprisingly radical treatment of the House of Lords in the earlier [i]Iolanthe[/i]) had a view of democracy in which nobody ruled over anyone and wealth was meaningless. It sounds almost like a utopian view of socialism, and if it could work it doesn't sound bad at all. Gilbert's problem was not that democracy wouldn't 'work' in the sense that [i]somebody[/i] has to rule over other people if society is going to keep running; his argument was entirely romantic. But, in the end Barataria gets a proper autocratic king, and all is well.
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
El Tema de la Imigracion
On May 1st, the nation saw a series of walkouts and demonstrations in support of the country's 12 million illegal aliens.
Although I didn't attend the rally myself, I did atend a screening of 'A Day Without a Mexican' which examines what might happen to California if all the Mexicans disappeared. It's actually not as interesting in execution as it in concept. Still, it got the point across - without Mexican immigrants (and Latin American immigrants generally), this country would basically collapse. Not enough fruit-pickers, maids, nannies, yard workers, contruction workers, waiters, janitors, etc. In their native countries they might be nuclear physicists, but here they're just cheap labor.
When I was a little kid my parents hired a Guetemalan immigrant to look after me and my brothers. Was she legal? I doubt it. But anyone who wanted to kick her out of this country and send her back had to be totally ignorant of the situation.
You see, a string of US-supported military dictatorships in virtually every Latin American made those countries oh-so-fleeable. And the nearest place that wasn't under the force of American power was America. So that's where they went.
Of course, we were always perfectly happy letting Cubans flee to our country. Cuba is communist and everyone who flees from them deserves asylum. Not so from Nicaragua, Haiti, Argentina, Brazil, Chile, or any of the other places which were just as bad.
Now, most Latin American countries are more or less democratic, though grinding poverty is still the norm thanks to forty years of the 'Washington Consensus'. So the immigrants keep coming.
What to do with them?
Well, you can't deport 12 million people - and anyway, more immigrants would just come to fill in all jobs left empty by their departure. Besides, America depends on immigration to keep it's population from falling.
A 'guest worker' program is a sure fire way to make them feel alienated and sullen. You're here to work, dammit, and work is what you'll do!
Beef up security at the border? After 9/11, everything is about 'security', though of course there are no records of any international terrorists sneaking through American via Mexico. The hijackers come from elsewhere, and drug dealers just fly first class.
Build a fence? That'll work, so long as Mexico doesn't sell shovels and we put five million border guards on patrol.
I say, give them citizenship and stop pretending like our national character is at risk or something.
There's some kind of controversy swirling around the recording of 'Nuestro Himno', a Spanish-language version of 'The Star-Spangled Banner'. I couldn't care less. It's still going to be warlike and unsingable.
Although I didn't attend the rally myself, I did atend a screening of 'A Day Without a Mexican' which examines what might happen to California if all the Mexicans disappeared. It's actually not as interesting in execution as it in concept. Still, it got the point across - without Mexican immigrants (and Latin American immigrants generally), this country would basically collapse. Not enough fruit-pickers, maids, nannies, yard workers, contruction workers, waiters, janitors, etc. In their native countries they might be nuclear physicists, but here they're just cheap labor.
When I was a little kid my parents hired a Guetemalan immigrant to look after me and my brothers. Was she legal? I doubt it. But anyone who wanted to kick her out of this country and send her back had to be totally ignorant of the situation.
You see, a string of US-supported military dictatorships in virtually every Latin American made those countries oh-so-fleeable. And the nearest place that wasn't under the force of American power was America. So that's where they went.
Of course, we were always perfectly happy letting Cubans flee to our country. Cuba is communist and everyone who flees from them deserves asylum. Not so from Nicaragua, Haiti, Argentina, Brazil, Chile, or any of the other places which were just as bad.
Now, most Latin American countries are more or less democratic, though grinding poverty is still the norm thanks to forty years of the 'Washington Consensus'. So the immigrants keep coming.
What to do with them?
Well, you can't deport 12 million people - and anyway, more immigrants would just come to fill in all jobs left empty by their departure. Besides, America depends on immigration to keep it's population from falling.
A 'guest worker' program is a sure fire way to make them feel alienated and sullen. You're here to work, dammit, and work is what you'll do!
Beef up security at the border? After 9/11, everything is about 'security', though of course there are no records of any international terrorists sneaking through American via Mexico. The hijackers come from elsewhere, and drug dealers just fly first class.
Build a fence? That'll work, so long as Mexico doesn't sell shovels and we put five million border guards on patrol.
I say, give them citizenship and stop pretending like our national character is at risk or something.
There's some kind of controversy swirling around the recording of 'Nuestro Himno', a Spanish-language version of 'The Star-Spangled Banner'. I couldn't care less. It's still going to be warlike and unsingable.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
The Kathmandu Blues
Nepal king releases political prisonersSigh. For the past 10 years or so Nepal has been suffering a civil war between the monarchy based in Kathmandu and the Maoist rebellion taking place practically everywhere else. After the old king and most of his immediate family was murdered by the Crown Prince, ol' Gyanendra took over. He's proven himself both ruthless at quelling democracy and utterly incapable to stopping the rebels, who now control at least half the country.
Two leading dissidents were freed from a Nepalese prison as King Gyanendra readies for negotiations with opponents.
But protests continue elsewhere in the country Wednesday as police brutally break up peaceful rallies against the monarchy.
Gyanendra took control of the democratically elected government last year, accusing it of not doing enough to quell the Maoist insurgency.
The Times of London reports at least two people were shot dead in Chandragadi and dozens were wounded by police.
Madhav Kumar Nepal of the Communist Party of Nepal and Ram Chandra Poudel of the Nepali Congress were released after three months in prison.
An envoy from India arrived in Nepal to meet with opposition forces before meting with Gyanendra in an attempt to break the stand off.
Nepal's government Wednesday imposed a daylong curfew in a western city and gave security forces shoot-at-sight orders for any violation.
The state-run radio announced that the curfew would be imposed in Pokhara, about 125 miles west of Kathmandu, on the 14th day of nationwide protests against the king.
Violators of the curfew would be shot, the Press Trust of India reports.
What His Highness fails to understand, it seems, is that people will only fight for your government if they feel they have a stake in it. The old 'divine right' bit doesn't play as well as it used to, especially when the Communist Party of Nepal (Maoist) has shown a willingness to participate in parliamentary elections in the past, while continuing to so in the parts of Nepal under their control.
Now, is the CPN(M) going to keep up this veneer of civility if they actually gain power? I'm skeptical of their support for democracy, especially in light of their campaign of kidnapping and extortion, as well as some of their statements in which they propose banning 'immoral' Indian films from being shown in Nepal. But, most Nepalese don't go to the movies anyway, and at the moment the rebels they seem to be making their case better.
Monday, April 10, 2006
To Your Health
BOSTON Apr 4, 2006 (AP)— Lawmakers overwhelmingly approved a bill Tuesday that would make Massachusetts the first state to require that all its citizens have some form of health insurance.I'm all for extending health care to people who don't have it. But forcing people to buy health insurance? Does that make any sense?
The plan approved just 24 hours after the final details were released would use a combination of financial incentives and penalties to dramatically expand access to health care over the next three years and extend coverage to the state's estimated 500,000 uninsured.
If all goes as planned, poor people will be offered free or heavily subsidized coverage; those who can afford insurance but refuse to get it will face increasing tax penalties until they obtain coverage; and those already insured will see a modest drop in their premiums.
The measure does not call for new taxes but would require businesses that do not offer insurance to pay a $295 annual fee per employee.
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I don't like it. It's predicated on the assumption that if only those stupid lower-class people were forced to prioritize and spend money on things that matter instead of frittering away their extra $200 a week on cans of beans or country music CDs or whatever it is poor people buy.
The fact is, lower-income people don't buy health insurance because they like the thrill of living without a net or because they foolishly think they won't get sick. Rather, they simply can't afford rent, food, transportation, AND health care. Rather, the needs of shelter, food, and getting to work are far more pressing than the possibility of injury. This added to the fact that most of the cheaper health-coverage plans only provide for 'catastrophic' health problems while people who work in manual or service jobs are more susceptible to chronic condictions which require constant treatments which add up; pill-by-pill costing $20 a day instead of a one-time $10,000 operation. Not to mention the fact that some of those most in need of free health care don't even have to money to get to the hospital or doctor's office in the first place.
Temporary half-measures are appealing, but ultimately they just confuse the hell out of people.
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